Would you sleep on it?

Its me, Stupid. I know...I finally got around to it...happy now?

So I was riding in the car in BK and the most disgusting thing caught my eye. A stack of mattresses loaded on a van-- which I hope were on their way OUT instead of on their way IN!! To point out the detail of my disgust, take a close look at the red markings in the right hand corner...look...you see it? One could say that the stain was the product of a fatal accident or homicide or to the lesser extreme--someones monthly visitor who came and forgot its manners. In fact, I may be blowing this image out of proportion. Let's just pretend that someone doesn't know how to hold a cup of Kool-aid, right? In fact, someone is probably laying on these things as I type.

To wrap myself up...I went through all of that not only to gross you out, but to say to the ladies...be careful when you first lay down with a man...you never know if one of these mattresses could be his!!!