Sarah Palin at my job

Its me, Stupid!! So I've been following the Presidential debate pretty closely and was quite surprised with Sarah Palin showed up... at my job!!! I love this pic. It's my co-worker Janet!! She's so precious!!

Amongst the other surprises that I'm sure to see tonight, I had to post one of the guy I saw last night at a haunted house in L.E.S.

Enough typing...its now time for me to get going and strut my sexy but cute lady bug outfit!!

See you all later!!

~Stupid

Would you sleep on it?

Its me, Stupid. I know...I finally got around to it...happy now?

So I was riding in the car in BK and the most disgusting thing caught my eye. A stack of mattresses loaded on a van-- which I hope were on their way OUT instead of on their way IN!! To point out the detail of my disgust, take a close look at the red markings in the right hand corner...look...you see it? One could say that the stain was the product of a fatal accident or homicide or to the lesser extreme--someones monthly visitor who came and forgot its manners. In fact, I may be blowing this image out of proportion. Let's just pretend that someone doesn't know how to hold a cup of Kool-aid, right? In fact, someone is probably laying on these things as I type.

To wrap myself up...I went through all of that not only to gross you out, but to say to the ladies...be careful when you first lay down with a man...you never know if one of these mattresses could be his!!!

People that just show up unannounced and don't say when they're gonna leave....

WTF Brooklyn....Pooks here, just going thru something right now and need to get it off my chest.

So, I got a call from a "friend" today...there's no heat in her place. Any other time, I might not have had a big problem with this. But this "friend" is only calling me because I'm her last option. Her family's turned their back on her, and from what I understand, all for good reason. She leaves out important info when she needs something and in turn, has alienated all her family. Don't you hate when people take advantage of your niceness??? Well, maybe not you Brooklynites, because you're not that nice....

But anyway, she's in my house....WITH HER TWO SMALL CHILDREN and she's not leaving til Thursday. I can't deal with all the noise...if you hear about a murder in E Flatbush...don't come looking for me cuz I'll be on the run.

Until next time...Pooks

Kanye's Workout Plan...

Driving down Remsen Ave, minding my business when all the sudden WHAM I see this dude in the middle of the intersection. Slamming on brakes, dude proceeds to stop other cars in the intersection by running back and forth between lanes placing his hands outward in a "stop" motion. Once all the cars stopped and gawked in amazement, he walked over to the sidewalk and proceeded to JAM to whatever her was listening to on his walkman...yes I said walkman.

I don't know if it was the crack or if it was the voices in his head telling him to run out in traffic. Or even worse, put on those nut hugging short shorts and knee high socks. All I could do was laugh and of course, take a picture for the records. Do you know this fool saw me and actually posed...WTF Brooklyn?!?

Hello Brooklyn...

Since moving back to NYC, I found myself experiencing new things almost on a daily basis. Anywhere in the world, it's common to walk down the street and find yourself in the middle of other people's conversations. You catch it, then you blow it off. In NYC, you will experience the same thing but what you hear will go a little something like this "I don't like women! I fuck men. I like a tight asshole.". When you comprehend what you heard and you realize an old tiny man voiced his undying admiration for a unlikely orifice on a holy Sunday morning, you are left to ponder one thing..."WTF?"

After time and time again of experiencing WTF moments that left me wondering "Where is the hidden camera?" I felt the need to share, but no one ever believes a crack head walking down the street in the middle of the afternoon in her dirty bloomers. Not unless they see it for themselves, right? So, this site is for the non-believers and the nay-sayers. From neighborhood crack heads to the fashion criminals who literally believe ONE SIZE FITS ALL.

This one's for you Brooklyn...Enjoy