Have you ever experienced something that was so unbelievable, you thought it wasn't real? And after the experience you are left asking yourself..."WTF?!?" You are not alone...

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Kanye's Workout Plan...



Driving down Remsen Ave, minding my business when all the sudden WHAM I see this dude in the middle of the intersection. Slamming on brakes, dude proceeds to stop other cars in the intersection by running back and forth between lanes placing his hands outward in a "stop" motion. Once all the cars stopped and gawked in amazement, he walked over to the sidewalk and proceeded to JAM to whatever her was listening to on his walkman...yes I said walkman.

I don't know if it was the crack or if it was the voices in his head telling him to run out in traffic. Or even worse, put on those nut hugging short shorts and knee high socks. All I could do was laugh and of course, take a picture for the records. Do you know this fool saw me and actually posed...WTF Brooklyn?!?

Hello Brooklyn...

Since moving back to NYC, I found myself experiencing new things almost on a daily basis. Anywhere in the world, it's common to walk down the street and find yourself in the middle of other people's conversations. You catch it, then you blow it off. In NYC, you will experience the same thing but what you hear will go a little something like this "I don't like women! I fuck men. I like a tight asshole.". When you comprehend what you heard and you realize an old tiny man voiced his undying admiration for a unlikely orifice on a holy Sunday morning, you are left to ponder one thing..."WTF?"

After time and time again of experiencing WTF moments that left me wondering "Where is the hidden camera?" I felt the need to share, but no one ever believes a crack head walking down the street in the middle of the afternoon in her dirty bloomers. Not unless they see it for themselves, right? So, this site is for the non-believers and the nay-sayers. From neighborhood crack heads to the fashion criminals who literally believe ONE SIZE FITS ALL.

This one's for you Brooklyn...Enjoy